Monday, October 31, 2011

Musings on Fall

Well, today is Halloween. I would like to take this opportunity to reflect on how much I love fall. No matter what you call it, Fall or Autumn, it is still a pretty epic season. My favorite part of fall is the leaves. I absolutely love when the leves change color. I definitely want to go to Boston in the fall.

I would actually just like to spend the entire season of fall in a place where there is an actual prolonged season of fall. I'm from North Dakota and in terms of seasons it goes something like this: Spring __  Summer ___  Fall _ Winter __________________ ... Well anyway, you get the picture. Usually fall sets in around mid-September. You can smell the change in weather on the wind. It is absolutely magical. I love how the wind does that. Unfortunately, the wind is what ruins fall for me. As I said before, mid-September is when fall sets in over in North Dakota; probably around September 15ish. Well around September 30, just enough time for the leaves to start changing and things to get beautiful along the river a nasty wind sweeps in and blows all the leaves off the trees, which translates to a very ugly fall and a sad me.

There are many other great things about fall. My mom and grandma and many other irreplaceable friends have their birthdays during the fall but among these holidays is another holiday that I don't really celebrate anymore but I love looking at all the fun little kids have; that would be Halloween or "All Hallows Eve" as the Christian world allegedly calls it.

Mostly I like Halloween for three reasons. Adorable children's costumes, pumpkin carving, and candy. Here are some pictures to document my love for these three wonderful things.

















Well now that I've overloaded this post with pictures (probably to make up for the increasingly apparent lack of pictures in my other posts), I will move on to talk about how much I love carving pumpkins. (There are no pictures of candy because I don't want to give you an enormous hankering. And yes, I know that some of the carving pictures aren't actually done on pumpkins but what can you do? I really like penguins and owls...and watermelon.)

When I was a kid, every fall around Halloween time my brother and I would go with our parents to Papa's Pumpkin Patch and pick out the perfect pumpkin for each of us to carve. My mom never really got into carving but that's ok, like ice fishing it was something special we did with our dad.  Anyway, I don't really have any specific memories of what I carved, just that I did. When I was younger I mostly just picked out what I wanted my dad to carve and then I helped him gut the pumpkin and helped tape the pattern onto the pumpkin but after that I quickly lost interest and left to come back to the most amazing pumpkin a 6 year old could ask for. My dad is a master at carving stuff. That's sorta why I included the watermelons. My dad used to carve all kinds of things. He is awesome. I digress. As I got older I progressed to actually helping poke out the little dotted lines that are the secret to any amateur pumpkin carver's success. And as I continued to age (like cheese...or wine...) I actually did some of the carving. I have so many memories of carving. It was always a blast. On a particularly sad note, I remember one year when some teenage hooligans thought it would be funny to smash our pumpkins in the road. Needless to say, my brother and I were crushed, devastated, reduced to tears. It was very sad. But moving on, I never really got into the whole costume thing. I was a Christmas tree once. I think that was the last time I went trick-or-treating. I was 17 haha. A group of friends and I went to the governor's house and trick or treated. We actually had to wait in line to get to the door. Anyway, the governor (ya Hoven!) told me I made a very cute Christmas tree. :)  Wow. This is getting ridiculous. If you have actually made it this far in this post, I am VERY impressed. :) I should probably stop talking and save some for next time. So until next time, Happy Halloween! 
-Ashley

Monday, October 24, 2011

GSA Chapter 8: Highlights of the Last Three Weeks

Well, a lot has happened since the last time I wrote but I was feeling lazy and didn't want to type. So I'll bullet point the highlights.

HIGHLIGHTS

Pedro the Pumpkin
  • I'm getting a NEW room, complete with a bathroom and snazzy lighting. (Pictures to come when the room is complete.)
  • Went on a crazy Dairy Queen adventure a couple of weekends ago with the kids in the dorm on a Saturday night. *more later*
  • My fish Ingrid the Survivor is the best fish ever!
  • I really love living so close to family.
  • I visited the fam in Salem last weekend and we made the cutest cupcakes on the planet!
  • My littlest cousin is going as Indiana Jones for halloween...he has a whip and everything...he's legit.
  • Chaperoned the kids at a corn maze. Who had the brilliant idea to take a bunch of high school kids  with raging hormones to a corn maze?! We probably should have done a hickey inspection as everyone got back on the bus...
  • Found the most adorable costume on the planet for a baby (a candy corn!).
  • They shrunk the girl's laundry room so there is now a laundry room and a kitchenette! Well, not yet but there will be a kitchenette and baby laundry room sometime in the near future and that is something to get excited about.
  • Speaking of getting excited...THE FURNITURE FINALLY CAME!!!!!!!!! Fabulous pictures to come.
  • Locked my phone in a school suburban overnight.
  • Watched the Blues Brothers...very educational. lol
  • Was reminded that kittens are such good therapy for an exhausted soul
  • Learned that truckers have an ENORMOUS blind spot...or at least big enough for my car to hide in...mayhem must have been there...I almost died. (not really)
  • Discovered a ridiculously comfortable couch!
  • Learned that I could feasibly wear pink for a whole month without repeating an outfit. (I may have to actually put that claim to the test)
  • Finally posted a new ukulele video
  • Carved the coolest pumpkin named Pedro the Puking Pumpkin
  • Discovered that feeding ducks may become my favorite pastime when I'm old :D
  • Got my school pictures back today.
  • I REALLY MISS MY AU FRIENDS!
  • I'm really excited about Thanksgiving. :)
I think that's all the highlights. Ok, so more on the mini bus adventure.
So I was on duty and it was a Saturday night. Nothing was planned for the kids and they were all really bored. They kept begging me to take them somewhere and do something so I finally conceded and took all 13 of them to Dairy Queen. We piled into the mini bus and barreled off toward what I thought was DQ but when I went to turn toward the only DQ I knew of the kids told me to turn the other way and assured me that they knew where they were going. So, I followed their directions only to end up in the middle of no where and the kids wondering where DQ was. I finally dug out my phone and used the GPS app to get us there and I now know where DQ is in Caldwell...sort of. The other interesting factor was that I was driving the mini bus, which they affectionately call the "Bumblebee" and let me tell you, it was SCARY. But not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I don't like driving my dad's excursion so this was only about 500 steps up from that. It was a hilarious and terrifying event that I will probably remember for a very long time.
Most adorable costume for a baby! 

In other news...most adorable cupcakes EVER!

A lovely view of the front desk, door to the dean's office and the double doors on the left are the front doors of the dorm.
The amazing painting on the wall next to that super fancy fire alarm...
Um...this is a picture that didn't get rotated but you can see how pretty the rug is at any angle.


Monday, October 10, 2011

Six Reasons to Eat Out Alone

My top six reasons for eating alone and why it isn't weird.

6. Small talk. Sometimes it is just nice to be able to sit at a table and enjoy a meal without having to make a comment on the weather in your home town or how your dog, Bowser, is allergic to rice.

5. The wait staff are very attentive. They probably think that you just got dumped or that you don't have the charm necessary to have a boy/girlfriend and are very kind and even doting; making sure you have everything you could possibly need or want. For impatient people, this is ideal.

4. Get your food sooner. You are a party of one. That means you don't have to wait for Uncle George's fettuccine alfredo and Aunt Matilda's lasagna to be ready while your tortellini sits under a heating lamp so it doesn't get cold. You get your food as soon as its ready and since the wait staff are so attentive, you will barely have time to finish your salad before they bring out your entree.

3. Relax. Sometimes it's good to have a little alone time. People watching can be very relaxing. I find it interesting to see how families interact with one another.

2. Self-confidence booster. There's nothing like walking into a restaurant and asking for a table for one. Sure, the hostess might look at you a little funny but if you walk in there with your head up and your shoulders back, like you own the place, people will know that you are there because you decided to go out and treat yourself to dinner.

1. You can order whatever you want. Because you're eating alone, no one is going to judge you for what you order. You want the actual size dessert instead of the mini? Fine. Have it. Your friends aren't there to question your selections. The server doesn't care as long as you eat and are happy and the cooks don't even know who you are. It is a beautiful thing. You can order the mozzarella sticks, the four cheese pasta, and the chocolate cake and no one is going to care that you just ate like a pig. Plus, if you're smart, you'll save some for leftovers so you have a meal for the next day.

Eating alone is NOT something I recommend that you do often, however, it can be cathartic and a nice change of pace from eating alone in front of the TV with your fish. So go out and enjoy yourself. Be single, be proud.

-Ashley

Thursday, October 6, 2011

My Bucket List

I figure this should probably get written down so I don't forget to do any of them and so I can start crossing them out.

Ashley's Bucket List*
1. Publish a volume of poetry
2. Record an album
3. Travel
3a. England
3b. Korea
3c. Thailand
3d. Italy
3e. More of Africa
4. Go to Paris, France and sword fight with baguettes in front of the Eiffel Tower
5. Change a life
6. Find love
6a. Get married
6b. Have kids
6c. Have the "American dream"
7. Keep in touch with my best friends no matter the distance
8. Find a career I'm passionate about
9. Go skinny dipping
10. Visit every state in the US (I have been to 39 states so I have 11 states left)
11. Do some sort of acting
12.  Volunteer at an elephant orphanage in India or Africa
13. Volunteer to work with big cats
14. Go to the Galapagos Islands again
15. Visit every island, country, or ice berg with a penguin population
16. Meet the president of the United States


*This list is subject to change. Additions will definitely be made. 
So far this is all I can think of. If they are crossed off they are done.
I'm excited. 


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

GSA Chapter 7: Jr/Sr Girl's Retreat

After homeleave things continued at their usual academy pace until last weekend when I got the awesome opportunity to go with 25 of the junior and senior girls up to what I think might be the most beautiful spot in Idaho. We went to Cascade, ID and stayed at a place called The Depot. It used to be a train station for the Oregon Shortline Railroad. Built in 1914 for ticketing, waiting, and baggage there was also a second story home for the station manager. The station was moved in 1986 to its current location in Cascade.*

The house was so picturesque. It sits right along the Payette river which was unseasonably warm for this time of year. We enjoyed the fall colors, the swimming provided by the river but mostly we enjoyed doing the simple things. Eating, painting our nails, singing, dancing, watching movies...you know...girl's stuff. The girls spent all day Sabbath painting each other's nails. This school boasts some very talented nail artists. Sad to say, my camera has stopped functioning and so I wasn't able to get very many pictures. Hopefully, I can get them from some of the girls.

This week I've had trouble sleeping. I was up until 3am last night despite the fact that I had to get up at 5:45 this morning. Then, this afternoon I took a nap at 3pm and intended to wake up at 4:15...that didn't happen. I woke up at 7:40pm! I woke up in a panic thinking it was tomorrow and I was late.

Oh, while I'm on the subject of dumb stuff that I somehow manage to do here's a story for you. So I got a blender. It is not a big scary blender but a little blender with equal scare value. It is very cute and was only $16. I decided to make a strawberry smoothie from frozen strawberries and chocolate SILK (best stuff ever!). I must mention at this point that the cord for this blender is very short and because of this I had to precariously prop my power strip on top of a box fan and then wedge the power strip between the fridge and the dresser. So everything is going peachy and the smoothie was almost done. I had the lid off the blender because I was stirring the concoction and pushing it toward the blades at the bottom when all of a sudden the power strip slips off the fan taking the blender and smoothie with it. Now at this point I must say that it is a miracle that most of it landed on the floor and not on the enormous pile of clothes in the middle of my room. It sloshed all the way across the room and even hit my TV which is probably about 10 feet away from the dresser where I was blending. It was a horrible mess that I'm still cleaning up. It got all over my bed spread so I have to wash that tomorrow and hope that the strawberries and chocolate silk come out of my mostly white bed spread. It was awful. It was a mess of truly epic proportions.

This weekend we are doing out door church. I hope its warm because it has been FRIGID here this week! (I must put "frigid" in perspective. It has been in the upper 80's since I got here in August and all of a sudden the rain swooped in and it has been in the upper 50's and lower 60's all week. That's cold for us right now. Come this spring that will be toasty.) I'm excited for the change in weather though. It gets boring when its day after day of the exact same weather: sunny and hot. As I'm typing this I'm watching Ingrid the Invincible (my fish) swim wildly around her bowl. She is named Ingrid the Invincible because I didn't feed my two fish (Ingrid and Sven) for FOUR days; Ingrid survived, Sven did not.  My computer is having issues again. The disc drive is broken so I need to take it to Boise tomorrow and get it fixed.

In other news, its the weekend of volleyball tournament and our team, the Lady Jaguars, are heading to Walla Walla tomorrow. I hope they do well. Let's go Lady Jags! Anyway, I should go now because I'm rambling. K, bye.

-Ashley